Hey, I'm Sitting Here In My Underwear... Where's My Million
Dollars?
by Lewis Leake, Jr. -- Copyright © 2003

I have been on the Internet for a few years now but if I
remember correctly, one of the first ads that I saw had a
title something like "How To Make A Million Dollars In
30-Days Just Sitting Around In Your Underwear. Don't Spend
Any Money. I'll Do All Of The Work. Just Click On This Link
To Sign Up". My memory is a little fuzzy on the exact
wording but I believe that's pretty close.

Wow, why had it taken me so long to find out about this
Internet thing?

A millionaire in 30-days. I can't wait.

So I clicked on the link and signed up. I entered my name,
mailing address, city, state, zip code, phone number, email
address and my social security number. This site is
definitely on the up-and-up. Everything is coming up roses.

Well, it's been a few years now. WHAT HAPPENED TO THE 30-DAY
MILLIONAIRE THING?

Sure I still get email from these people. Sometimes three
or four a day. They don't mention my million dollars
though. They just want me to buy this ebook and that ebook,
or join this secret site or fly off for some marketing
conference in LA or Australia.

Hey if you send me my million dollars, I'll buy everything
that you sell.

I tried emailing them but it came back as undeliverable. I
went to the website but I couldn't find an address or phone
number.

How long do I have to sit here in my underwear before I get
my million dollars?

Listen, it's winter time here and dang cold. They turned
off the electricity and gas. Don't get me wrong, I'm not
complaining. I'm trying to keep a positive outlook on this
thing. I'm sure that the check will come any day. I was
over at the website yesterday just to make sure that my
address information is up to date.

The one really bright spot is that my ex-wife and
mother-in-law are in my downline. I'll be a millionaire at
least a month before they are.

Dang it's cold in this place.

Sure hope they don't turn off the water.

I just know I'll be sitting on the beach soon.

Probably need to start looking at those new laptop
computers. Probably need to add that to my To-Do List.

Do you think it would be okay if I put on my robe?

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Lewis Leake, Jr. "Not Only Will I Show You
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